kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

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cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I died laughing for 8 million years

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abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

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hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

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stunningpicture:

Daughter passed a milestone today

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spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

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adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

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